And That’s the Last Time That Trader Joe’s Cashier Will Ever Engage With a Middle-Aged Woman Wearing Sunglasses Inside

At Trader Joe’s recently, I told the friendly cashier inquiring about my day, that I was not having a “real good adult day.” He commiserated. We all have terrible adult days. On that particular day, I was hungover after attending a charity function the night before, and although I gave myself a few good adult …

Maybe Parenting Doesn’t Have to Be That Hard. Read This To Find the Magic Recipe for Success.

I have said before that I take all my parenting advice from the titles of articles I read online while sitting on the toilet or in traffic.   It’s true. Pretty much.    But sometimes, these literally THOUSANDS of parenting articles that fly by just seem overwhelming and intimidating. Like, maybe I’m failing and I …

Lifestyle and Parenting Magazine Version of Kid Ran into Street, Got Smacked by Mom

I want to start a lifestyle and parenting magazine that makes fun of other lifetime and parenting magazines.   An essay about that terrifying experience every parent faces, of having a kid run out into the street, from our “We’re Just Like You. Except Way, Way Better” section:   ‘One day my child ran toward …