HUMOR. Please. God. Let there be HUMOR!

laughing is the answer to everything.

seriously.

so here are some jokes about infertility from fertilityplus.org. i like them. they’re randy.

How many infertility patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Screw in a lightbulb! Hmmm . . . do you think it might help? . . .

You know you are trying to get pregnant when:
You look at your vegetarian sandwich and the alfalfa sprouts look like sperm . . .
or . . . Someone asks you today’s date and you reply “Day 21” . . .

Two sperm were swimming through a woman’s body.
The first said, “Whew. I’m getting tired. Just how far is it to the uterus?”
“The uterus?” the second laughed. “We’re not even past the esophagus yet!”
(oooooohhhh!!)

you’re welcome. 🙂

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