An Open Letter to Lady Parts. (since no addressee ever seems intended to receive these open letters people write, i figured i’d pen one to the vagina, vulva, cervix, uterus, and ovaries, which, to my knowledge, cannot actually read. but they could surprise me). hello, lady bits. boy, are you popular in the news lately! …
Month: August 2015
i can count on one hand the number of times i’ve been able to get anna to fall asleep in her lifetime. without using the boob, that is. she’s been weaned for, what, like, 6 months? that’s a lot of nights of sleep i’ve failed to help. i continually fail totally when i try, so …