Month: February 2016

Happy Valentine’s Day to The Guy I Live With Still and Probably AlwaysWill Because It Just Seems Like Too Much Paperwork to Get Out Of It

it’s valentine’s day. so i guess this weekend married people are having begrudging, obligatory sex, and single people are wondering why they haven’t found that special someone to begrudgingly have obligatory sex with. i’m joking. kind of. i never have begrudging sex. i just make it very clear that i’ll be owed for my efforts. …