Month: March 2016

First Kid Problems as We Head Toward School. Let’s Just Be Honest, He’sGoing to Have to Parent Himself. (3-Piece Suit and Stick-on Mustache toParent/Teacher Conferences, They’ll Never Guess)

We’re preparing for kindergarten. We’re ALL preparing for kindergarten. In addition to reading chapter books as a family, setting rules for when it’s OK to have one’s penis out of one’s pants, and encouraging independence in maintaining self and stuff, we’re also giving Henry chores around the house. It’s going so great. So great. Three …