This, by the way, is probably going to be the title to my first book. And when I tour with it, all the women in the room are going to be like, “YEP” and all the men in the room…who dropped the women off, I guess?….are going to be whimpering in the back, holding their …
Month: March 2017
1 out of 5 stars because it wouldn’t let me choose none stars. We ate at this new restaurant, called something like JusteatitIsweartoGodYou’llLikeIt. My mom was freaking out about this place for one million years. She kept calling it the “hottest new restaurant in town,” which I didn’t understand because it was neither spicy hot …
you If we cured anxiety and depression, wouldn’t we cure war and cruelty? Or, in other words, if we were healed and whole and our worries tended to and our tender parts loved on, wouldn’t we not want to hurt ourselves or each other? I’m not saying that flippantly, and, although I always suspect that …
My 5 year-old son has a male best friend he talks about constantly. They cause mischief, they have their own secret language. They send notes home with each other. They adore each other. My 3 year-old daughter has a female best friend she talks about constantly. She includes her in stories she makes up, she …
Last week I went to a conference at a spa in the desert. Some girlfriends joined me for some much-needed R & R. In this case, that stood for Rum & Rally. Rally: feisty verb, means; to call together for a common purpose, to assemble. To rouse or revive. To reassemble and restore to order. These …