The kids have both been telling us we’re “mean mommy and mean daddy” lately, to which I say, “VICTORY!!” with an elaborate old English accent, in a deep bow whilst fanning my plumed pirate hat. You see, kids, we are mean, because you are little shit monsters. We are just trying to teach you how …
Month: April 2017
I got pulled over the other day, for speeding in a place where I always drive, and I always speed. The officer was so quick and polite and had the kindest eyes, so when he “let me off” with “just a” ticket for impeding traffic or starting a riot or some such, I thought I’d …
I’m trying to write through my anxiety. I’ve been having a really hard time writing lately, which historically has meant it’s what I most need to do. So here goes. No promises. I’m like most of you, sometimes swallowed up by the sadness in the world, the darkness in the people, I’m afraid of the …
I’ve talked to a few friends recently, who have given me the distressing news that they are choosing not to have children…and that people keep harassing them about it. The first bit, the choosing not to have kids bit, is not something that should be doubted or questioned or criticized. I think not having kids …