Month: April 2017

I’m Just Sayin’ That the Following Animals Have Been Known to Eat Their Young: Bears, Felines, Canine, Primates, Rodents, Insects, Fish, Amphibians, Reptiles, and Birds. Just Sayin’.

The kids have both been telling us we’re “mean mommy and mean daddy” lately, to which I say, “VICTORY!!” with an elaborate old English accent, in a deep bow whilst fanning my plumed pirate hat. You see, kids, we are mean, because you are little shit monsters. We are just trying to teach you how …