I want to start a lifestyle and parenting magazine that makes fun of other lifetime and parenting magazines. An essay about that terrifying experience every parent faces, of having a kid run out into the street, from our “We’re Just Like You. Except Way, Way Better” section: ‘One day my child ran toward …
Month: July 2017
I’ve decided that the last trendy thing I’m paying attention to was this song and video. That’s it. I hope you liked it, because that’s as cool as I’m ever going to try to be ever again. I’m done. No more. Just stay the same. Not same is weird and I feel left out and …
The kids are trying to break us. I’m not kidding this time. Send help. They are attempting to shatter us into a million tiny parent pieces. The shortest one just keeps saying, ‘NO, NO, NO’ and telling us the proper way to do things. It’s not all that CUTE, CUTE, CUTE. She’s also wily and …
Again, I will say that the things that should be the most fun in life for adults are the least fun, with kids. Traveling with kids is just the same shit as home, except not at home. We just got back from a few days in a cabin in the woods. Assuming you don’t get axe-murdered, …
So, they are these little dragon demon things that get injured a lot, and some of them can’t breathe right and get migraines frequently? Maybe UTI’s, too? And there are human keepers who have to, like, take them to the vet all the time? And each dragon demon thing has a certain number of assigned …