After my kids pulled out every shit behavior in their shit behavior trove today for the roughly 12 hours I was solo parenting them, the little one had the audacity to say, “TAKE A DEEP BREATH, MOMMY” when I started making strangly-sob noises from the other side of the shower curtain after she’d screamed at …
Month: September 2019
1. Now she can make her own waffles! (She eats them frozen straight out of the box and leaves the freezer door ajar, but still). No more wrestling with your kids over sunscreen. 2. She mostly has the toilet thing worked out. You’ll be indoors now, so no more ethical conundrum about whether to let your kids pee in the woods (right next to the t-ball diamond) or off boats, or whatnot. 3. Daycare is now school, so it’s free and …