I’ve decided that the last trendy thing I’m paying attention to was this song and video. That’s it. I hope you liked it, because that’s as cool as I’m ever going to try to be ever again. I’m done. No more. Just stay the same. Not same is weird and I feel left out and …
I got pulled over the other day, for speeding in a place where I always drive, and I always speed. The officer was so quick and polite and had the kindest eyes, so when he “let me off” with “just a” ticket for impeding traffic or starting a riot or some such, I thought I’d …
you know that thing where you age and you’re confused by everything? i’m not old. i’m 35. that’s not even half my lifespan. and if i keep eating this weird vegan food it may be only, like, 1/6th my lifespan or something. (kale might make you live longer, does nothing for your math) but i’m …
once upon a time there was a little boy named henry. he was a very little boy but he had some very big brave when he went to the dentist for a filling. and he used his very big words to make the dentist laugh. his mom made him brush his teeth on the way …
so i’m sitting in a honda dealer’s lounge while i type this. i’m waiting for them to make a replacement key (with fob and all the $$ fancy stuff) for my car because i ‘aped’ (to ape= to aggressive manhandle and destroy in a fit of rage) robb’s copy of my key. it was a …