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I’M CHOOSING MY CHOICE!! Maybe I Was Wrong About Being a Stay-at-Work Mom.

(“I CHOOSE MY CHOICE! I CHOOSE MY CHOICE!” screams Charlotte into the phone to Miranda in Season 4 of HBO’s most ancient show ‘Sex and the City.’ She’s declaring that she’s come to terms with staying home to redecorate her Park Avenue apartment and try to have a baby while her cardiologist husband (the most cardboard …

Part II, So You Figure Out That Dudes Are the Problem, But You’re Married to a Dude. Hahaha, Awkward. What Now?

It’s been giving me palpitations and stomach aches, trying to figure out how to write for women right now. To write for myself. There’s so much to cover and I don’t want to get it wrong. I’ve gotten bogged down in research a few times, gone down some deep rabbit holes. Here’s where I’ll start: …

And That’s the Last Time That Trader Joe’s Cashier Will Ever Engage With a Middle-Aged Woman Wearing Sunglasses Inside

At Trader Joe’s recently, I told the friendly cashier inquiring about my day, that I was not having a “real good adult day.” He commiserated. We all have terrible adult days. On that particular day, I was hungover after attending a charity function the night before, and although I gave myself a few good adult …