How to Person

Dear Son.

You’re 6 years old now. I think it’s time you learn the proper way to be a man.  I’m a woman, not a man, but I feel I’m equipped to teach you anyway, because they’re pretty much the same. You’ll already know some of these things, because we’ve been talking about them since forever, so …

Busy, but…yeah.

How was your weekend?/Busy, but… we got to see a lot of family! How was the holiday?/Busy, but…we did all the fun things available! Elves! Tree! Elves! How has your week been?/Busy, but…I got so much done and no one died. How has this month been?/Busy, but we’ve almost dug ourselves out of the hole. …